Professor Coldheart is a song composed by Robert Chimbel and Merry Loomis, and is performed by Les Lye. It is also the second track on The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings: Original Soundtrack.
Lyrics[]
Allow me to introduce myself!
They call me Professor Coldheart!
I'm cold and cruel and crafty, but wait!
Here comes the best part!
I'll freeze your feelings, cold as ice!
And kill your cares, ooh, that sounds nice!
So listen here, some sound advice!
Be smart-
Don't mess with the Professor!
C-c-c-c-cunning!
C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart!
I've heard you've been complaining!
There's no need to cry or whine!
I'll refrigerate those feelings!
I've found you just in time!
My icy stare can hypnotise!
My chilling thoughts can paralyse!
I knew we'd get along right from the start!
Don't mess with the Professor!
C-c-c-c-creepy!
C-c-c-c-crafty!
C-c-c-c-cunning!
C-c-c-c-clever Coldheart!
Don't mess with the Professor!
Coldheart!